lies no one has that much milk in their house it would expire dummy yeah really celebrating mlk day with that american flag bandana

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12:21 pm  •  7 February 2013  •  20,966 notes

cespur:

wat

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12:17 pm  •  7 February 2013  •  62 notes

this cat either ruins everything or makes it better I can’t tell

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11:47 am  •  7 February 2013  •  261,287 notes

alternate-j:

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

tales of a social outcast

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11:44 am  •  7 February 2013  •  118,224 notes

then you should probably get different friends you idiot

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11:43 am  •  7 February 2013  •  143,539 notes

talent

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11:39 am  •  7 February 2013  •  56,962 notes

xxmisty:

tatsu-maki:

oleeves:

Finally used my sewing machine and turned my daughters artwork into reality - Imgur

omg that’s adorable 

OK I misunderstood this picture completely and thought that creature was doing a self portrait

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11:38 am  •  7 February 2013  •  105,677 notes

squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

“I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”

My friend has this

I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

literally would be my best friend in the entire world

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11:37 am  •  7 February 2013  •  194,449 notes

lalondes:

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

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11:37 am  •  7 February 2013  •  97,982 notes

thorki:

petal-metal:

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

this is my favorite post on tumblr hands down

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2:50 am  •  7 February 2013  •  63,502 notes

suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e

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8:01 pm  •  27 January 2013  •  162,929 notes

dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway 

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8:01 pm  •  27 January 2013  •  71,275 notes

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11:32 pm  •  22 January 2013  •  13,378 notes

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11:32 pm  •  22 January 2013  •  28,943 notes

royalteens:

one big mac with extra ketchup and justice

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11:32 pm  •  22 January 2013  •  143,840 notes